ok so saturday we all met at the ground round for my ians bachelor party. we started with drinks and food and some small talk and some introduction cause i didnt know everyone. it consisted of ian, scot, eric, matt, kaylyn, joe, joel, jake, me, and like 3 other guys i didnt know ( i think one of them was named rizzo) so we get done with that and we all cough up $25.00 for a party bus and we hit the road to fat jacks a strip club in bach MN which if you didnt know is in the middle of nowhere... so on our way we stopped at a bar in foley i think, mr.jims and no one was there we left in a hurry, we stopped at some random legion and that was weird too, just us and like 4 old timers, need less to say we split pretty fast. then we get to fat jacks and we really start partying even though i was pretty sauced from the bus ride. we get beers and pay 10 bucks to get into the strip club part, i was surprised they had their A team on that night, the girls were pretty hot for being out in the sticks. i was pretty drunk but i remember this really big stripper coming up to me and asking me if i wanted a dance( i dont wrestle out side of my weight class) so i said " i'm good" and she was like " let me check" it was bad she was not getting the hint.. so eric and i pushed her joes direction the skinny guy in our group and he took her up on her offer, we watch and laughed cause i thought this chick was going to crush him... it was joe and scots first time at a strip club( not like im a vet or anything i had only been to one other club in the cities) but scots first lap dance was pretty funny too, he wanted to talk to her more have her rub his balls...so we watched them talk for a good ten minutes before she started grinding up on him...fuckin great time.. so the night went on and on titties and beer titties and beer, ian got a chair dance on stage and these chicks destoyed hime they slapped ghim jumped on him and ripped the shit out of his shorts he was wearing( which i wouldve been pissed they wear like $100.00 skate shorts) i some how endied up walking across the street tp this bar called roys i think i might have been with joel, joel and i were really bonding this night. there was a cute bartender there named emily she was better then the strippers across the street. some in the mix more of my friends showed as the bus was getting ready to leave and take us back to stc. a group of guys we didnt know can in to roys too, and of course shit started getting talked and we walk outside and kaylyn started throwing punchs it was pretty sweet, they were pissed as fuck the fight got broken up but it was 12 on 4 so they were done. we broke that shit up and get on the bus and start to drive away one of the other guys is chasing the bus down we turn the corner in this four corner town and "smash" the little fucker threw a rock and broke one of the windows on our bus, we stopped and got out but he ran like a bitch...after 10 minutes of bitching we finally left, everyone was all hopped up on beer and adrenalin( bad combo) but we made it back alive without bleedind, or std's and couple good storys to tell our friends.
good luck Ian
